A big fuck you

Why I wrote this? Because I really can’t be arsed to type this in instant messaging chat windows more than once, and I’d much rather go play football/toy soldier games/sleep/watch a good movie/go out with someone actually interested in me rather than just my skills or dick. Don’t bother spamming me with cheap excuses, I’m not a fucking monkey you can just bait around with the first bull shit that comes out of your ass or mouth.

To some of you – notably:

You only remember I exist when you need some help with your PC or moving your furniture around or some other crap. Kiss my ass and suck on my hairy balls! I’m noone’s free tech support, nor am I some docks worker.

You book a room with me and two weeks after finding out you got other, notably cooler, plans you don’t even give a damn to let me know you aren’t going anymore. Yeah, suck me!

You’d rather I be your shrink than anything else – unless I see a nice paycheck in my mail, go jump off a cliff and don’t bother me anymore.

You can choose between having some fun with me (nothing more) and doing non-urgent shopping or other such lame, non-interesting/important activities and pick the latter – do me a favour and leave me out of your life. Permanently!

To all of you I have nothing more than a big, warm, hearty FUCK YOU! If you qualify for more than one category, add “an’ ya momma too!”.

Yes, I do feel much better now having written that. No, I don’t think any of those words are too harsh or I’d just delete them. It’s high time I started cutting some social deadweight. Too many people wasting my time while others actually worthy are left in the background. Complaints are to be sent to one of my e-mail adresses. Don’t spam me with gibberish!